at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I bet he comes in French.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The ass gains better be worth it
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