no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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