K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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