Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
vagina is talking i cant
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
As shirtless as possible
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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