So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
