what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Even the bartender felt bad for me
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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