i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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