If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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