there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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