We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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