LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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