He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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