so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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