Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
splinters make it hard to masturbate
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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