well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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