I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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