she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Come see our sink grown plant.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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