He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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