WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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