i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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