I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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