Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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