A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
you never un-have a 4some
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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