His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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