I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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