You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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