I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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