Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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