I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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