He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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