Got a toothbrush?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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