Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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