make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i now understand why vodka
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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