I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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