i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
