i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Shame - the story of my life.
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