Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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