Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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