she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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