I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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