How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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