I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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