We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I see more hoeing in ur future
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
