my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Congratulations! We have a period
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