So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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