I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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