seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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