I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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