That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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