So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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