their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no, he came in my armpit
I think my fart just growled at me.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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