I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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