So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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