ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
