its not stalking. its research.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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