shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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