My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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