all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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